User blog:Sojutheweiguk/What Badass Motherfuckers Do

Jock attempts to fire up the group for morning PT:

It occurred to me today that we ALL are some bad ass motherfuckers.

Can I get an Amen?

The Group: AMEN!

Fuckin right I can!

''How do we know? What if we're just the part time Orkin man?''

''Green-as-fuck-Lina might look at Kaz and say "MY GOD who is this creepy motherfucker?  I just wish he would quit eye-fucking me like I was Jock's sister." Well, do you want to fuck Kaz, Lina? NO YOU DON'T. There is over five miles of dick in this bunker and you won't see a goddam inch of it until you cut it off one of those goddam bugs and hand it to me with a mother fucking bow attached!''

We are EXPLORERS!

WE ARE BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Did you see Neo over here (points at Kaz) ninja the fuck out of those grubs?

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

Did you see the holes Tinker blessed those big ass fuckers with?

BAS ASS MOTHER FUCKER

Did you see yours truly beat DOWN that grub just outside the MOTHERFUCKING gate?

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER (pounds chest with each word)

Are you bad ass, woman?

Lina:  YES SIR!

LEMME SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WARFACE!!!

Lina:  AHHH!

BULLSHIT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!  KAZ, SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE!!!